The United Patriots Front

United Patriots FrontBRIAN: Are you the True Australian Patriots?
REG: Fuck off!
BRIAN: What?
REG:True Australian Patriots … We’re the United Patriots Front!True Australian Patriots. Cawk.
FRANCIS: Wankers.
BRIAN: Can I… join your group?
REG: No. Piss off.
BRIAN: I didn’t want to sell this stuff. It’s only a job. I hate the Muslims as much as anybody.
United Patriots Front: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
REG: Stumm.
JUDITH: Are you sure?
BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Muslims already.
REG: Listen. If you wanted to join the UPF, you’d have to really hate the Muslims.
BRIAN: I do!
REG: Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN: A lot!
REG: Right. You’re in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Muslims are the fucking True Australian Patriots.
P.F.J.: Yeah…
JUDITH: Splitters.
P.F.J.: Splitters…
FRANCIS: And the United Popular Patriots Front.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters…
LORETTA: And the United Patriots Front.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters…
REG: What?
LORETTA: The United Patriots Front. Splitters.
REG: We’re the United Patriots Front!
LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
REG: People’s Front! C-huh.
FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?
REG: He’s over there.
P.F.J.: Splitter!

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